munch

If you are anything like us, your highly fruitful and severe addiction to the bestowment of pleasure has become a major non-issue. What better way to profess your austere allegiance to the ignition of dopamine receptors worldwide than with the munch shirt? The funniest thinker of our humorless age once mused “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” Keep it a bean and start advertising. Comes in black.